The Holy Red Zombie Excellence of ChasingLola is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by NKBlue with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 42.409 billion ChasingLolans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NKBlue City. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ChasingLolan economy, worth an astonishing 12,070 trillion stangias a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 284,617 stangias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population, patriotic citizens simply tend to applaud rather than sing the nation's praises, back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats, and entomologists flock to NKBlue City for its remarkable gadfly population. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ChasingLola's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

ChasingLola is ranked 322,155^th in the world and 17^th in Taijitu for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 12.77 on the Kitten Softness Rating.