The Republic of Charles Puppet 7 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.059 billion Charles Puppet 7ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.3%.

The powerhouse Charles Puppet 7ian economy, worth 105 trillion Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,745 Coins, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Kindhearted Charles Puppet 7ians generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, and there's nothing more Charles Puppet 7ian than revanchism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Charles Puppet 7's national animal is the Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Charles Puppet 7 is ranked 37,873^rd in the world and 13^th in Charleslandia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,327.49 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.