The Republic of Charles Puppet 33 is a massive, genial nation, notable for its state-planned economy, lack of airports, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.043 billion Charles Puppet 33ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 69.0%.

The powerhouse Charles Puppet 33ian economy, worth 94.8 trillion Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 90,855 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, and the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Charles Puppet 33's national animal is the Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Charles Puppet 33 is ranked 302,676^th in the world and 217^th in Charleslandia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.11 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.