The Republic of Charles 7 is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 604 million Charles 7ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 58.5%.

The powerhouse Charles 7ian economy, worth 51.4 trillion Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,035 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and it's never "just a game" with Charles 7ian sports fans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Charles 7's national animal is the Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Charles 7 is ranked 291,505^th in the world and 1^st in Smely PooP for Highest Drug Use, scoring 22.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.