The Rogue Nation of Chaotic Comrades is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Pango with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, triple-decker prams, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.733 billion Comrades are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beagle Barrow. The average income tax rate is 62.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Chaotic Comradesian economy, worth 859 trillion Chaos Beans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 127,711 Chaos Beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People typically base their votes on which party has the cutest logo, millions of Comrades are excellent swimmers, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, and groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chaotic Comrades's national animal is the Beagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Great Pierogi.

Chaotic Comrades is ranked 11,241^st in the world and 2^nd in Regionless for Largest Black Market, with 441 trillion Standard Monetary Units.