The Disputed Territories of Chankov is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.781 billion Chankovians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 44.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Chankovian economy, worth 48.9 trillion Grivnas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,435 Grivnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, girl scouts are forced to bake their own cookies, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Chankov in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chankov's national animal is the Rasteqiaeeu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chankov is ranked 169,657^th in the world and 15^th in Ukraine for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,047.82 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.