The Republic of Cha Cha Cha is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 7.152 billion Cha Cha Chans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The strong Cha Cha Chan economy, worth 371 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 51,937 euros, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 274,455 per year while the poor average 5,219, a ratio of 52.6 to 1.

Military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, Leader is the self-declared God of all Cha Cha Cha, Leader has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, and Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Cha Cha Cha's new capital. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Cha Cha Cha's national animal is the bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cha Cha Cha is ranked 314,159^th in the world and 1^st in Hw2 admins for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -9.12 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.