The Tuzos of CF Pachuca is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Carlos Moreno with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.997 billion tuzos enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Estadio Hidalgo. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient tuzo economy, worth 274 trillion peso mexicanoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 137,346 peso mexicanoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, students abandon classrooms for online education, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, and the most notorious criminals are given the Consequences of Your Actions Award. Crime is totally unknown. CF Pachuca's national animal is the taltuza, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is catolicismo.

CF Pachuca is ranked 75,380^th in the world and 13^th in Puppet Storage for Bongos for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,737.57 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.