The Empire of Cetan Kingdom is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Frederick Scapha with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, devout population of 2.263 billion Cetans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nauta. The average income tax rate is 61.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Cetan economy, worth 159 trillion Cetan aures a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,390 Cetan aures, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Cetan Kingdom, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo, and Air Cetan Kingdom is rumored to receive more government funding than the Cetan Air Force. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cetan Kingdom's national animal is the Whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Cetan Classical Astranism.

Cetan Kingdom is ranked 99,424^th in the world and 1^st in Forma Roblox for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 902.86 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.