The Commonwealth of Cesere is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 679 million Ceseres have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ascensão. The average income tax rate is 49.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Cesere economy, worth 54.0 trillion Lire a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,537 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBC Governor goes house hunting, all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense, crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop, and the government spends countless taxpayer Lire on preserving soundbites of toddlers banging on pots and pans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cesere's national animal is the Gaivota, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cesere is ranked 194,254^th in the world and 124^th in Union Brazilian for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 999.71 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.