The Dominion of Cernunnosos is a titanic, genial nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 18.552 billion Cernunnososians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.3%.

The strong Cernunnososian economy, worth a remarkable 1,266 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 68,242 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

The Federal Council of Cernunnosos has been announced as the new Head of State, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cernunnosos's national animal is the Hound, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cernunnosos is ranked 72,027^th in the world and 1^st in Oatia for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 2,517.76 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.