The Estado of Cerillos is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Governor Bianca Escribano with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.013 billion Cerillosians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santiago. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.5%.

The strong Cerillosian economy, worth 207 trillion sols a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 51,621 sols, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cerillos's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Cerillos is ranked 159,347^th in the world and 2^nd in Islas Malvinas for Highest Average Incomes, with 51,621.18 Standard Monetary Units.