The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 037 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.175 billion Centrist Card Farm 037ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 43.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 037ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,271 trillion Cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 177,208 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, financial investors are noting a boom in artillery, students do more community service than homework, and only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrist Card Farm 037's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Centrist Card Farm 037 is ranked 164,795^th in the world and 389^th in Memeland United for Most Primitive, scoring -62.45 on the Scary Big Number Scale.