The 𝒞𝒶𝓇𝒹𝒾𝓃𝒶𝓁 of Central Chimore is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Aristophana with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.255 billion Central Chimoreans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 60.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Central Chimorean economy, worth 589 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 71,369 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Central Chimorean Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, and unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Central Chimore's national animal is the Dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Central Chimore is ranked 19,911^th in the world and 1^st in Chimore for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,369.01 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.