Population | 29.15 billion |
Capital | Grand Albion |
Leader | High Artarius |
Currency | Guild Sterling |
Animal | Winged Lion |
The Imperial Commonwealth of Celritannia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by High Artarius with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 29.15 billion Celritannians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Defense, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Albion. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Celritannian economy, worth a remarkable 3,740 trillion Guild Sterlings a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,323 Guild Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center, the fattest folk in Celritannia look to be the happiest ones, and obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celritannia's national animal is the Winged Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Celritannia is ranked 4,618th in the world and 8th in Mystria for Most Stationary, with 3,370.66450944 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Celritannia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Celritannia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Celritannia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Celritannia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Celritannia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Celritannia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Celritannia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Celritannia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Following new legislation in Celritannia, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals.
- : Following new legislation in Celritannia, the fattest folk in Celritannia look to be the happiest ones.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.