The Союз Советских Социалистичес of CCCP is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Владимир Ильич Ленин with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.205 billion ТовариÑs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Москва. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CCCPian economy, worth a remarkable 2,579 trillion рубльs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 127,676 рубльs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain, citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, and the dictionary is a common first book for children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CCCP's national animal is the медведь, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Коммунизм.

CCCP is ranked 32,853^rd in the world and 1^st in Spear Danes for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 72.37 Effective Tax Rate.