The Most Loyal Catholic Union of Castle Federation is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Servant of Orderia with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, avant-garde cinema, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 12.609 billion Castle Federates are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantine City. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Castle Federationian economy, worth 816 trillion Crests a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Cheese Exports industry. Average income is 64,761 Crests, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children dream of becoming physicians and physicists, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass, and foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Castle Federation's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Castle Federation is ranked 158,942^nd in the world and 6,027^th in The East Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 20.33 on the Rand Index.