The Holy Inseparable Regalia of Castle Federation is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Wonderess Bueche with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 9.593 billion Castle Federates are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantine City. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Castle Federationian economy, worth 569 trillion Crests a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Cheese Exports industry. Average income is 59,377 Crests, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One does not simply walk into the tundra, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Castle Federation' is a smash hit, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Castle Federation's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Castle Federation is ranked 40,729^th in the world and 2,098^th in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 54.18 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.