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Most Subsidized Industry: 611thMost Valuable International Artwork: 879thMost Efficient Economies: 1,391st
The Retropunk Eperopolis of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.429 billion

CapitalNew Castelia City
LeaderAdalbert Corvinius
FaithThe High Church of Castelia

AnimalRobo-Animal Line of Products®

The Retropunk Eperopolis of Castelia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Adalbert Corvinius with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 6.429 billion Castelians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Castelia City. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Castelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,919 trillion Mordon®s a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 298,520 Mordon®s, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,203,074 per year while the poor average 49,505, a ratio of 24.3 to 1.

A signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that he is in fact a crook after all, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, and the military is plagued with unethical researchers. Crime is totally unknown. Castelia's national animal is the Robo-Animal Line of Products®, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The High Church of Castelia.

Castelia is ranked 7,528th in the world and 7th in Azure Watester Federation for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 6,910.33 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Subsidized Industry: 611thMost Valuable International Artwork: 879thMost Efficient Economies: 1,391stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,623rdLargest Black Market: 1,656thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,915thHighest Average Incomes: 1,983rdTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,122ndMost Cultured: 2,551stMost Developed: 2,607thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,635thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,781stLargest Governments: 2,891stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,913thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,029thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,384thSmartest Citizens: 3,490thLargest Retail Industry: 3,522ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,623rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,683rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,691stMost Inclusive: 4,090thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,203rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,476thHealthiest Citizens: 4,519thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,541stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,581stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,849thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,074thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,200thRudest Citizens: 5,399thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,570thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,815thNicest Citizens: 6,471stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,528thHighest Economic Output: 7,766thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,729thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,215thNudest: 9,373rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,570thMost Influential: 10,271stTop
Best Weather: 10,528thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,566thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,529thHighest Drug Use: 15,295thMost Secular: 19,860thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,298th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the region

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