The District of Carolyn is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by proctor with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.296 billion Carolynians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 8.2%.

The strong Carolynian economy, worth 610 trillion aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 59,250 aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, Carolyn has designated District City as its capital city, and Proctor has just been declared ruler of Carolyn in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Carolyn's national animal is the bovina.

Carolyn is ranked 226,263^rd in the world and 1^st in Ulysses Bader Kaptur for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.42 law-abiding acts per hour.