The Republic of Carlizplot is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and enslaved workforce. The cynical, humorless population of 3.546 billion Carlizplotians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 91.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Carlizplotian economy, worth 571 trillion arils a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,158 arils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

It is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, Carlizplot City consists only of government buildings and the mansions of government janitors, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, and the news is showing footage of Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carlizplot's national animal is the rainbow jay, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Carlizplot is ranked 165,276^th in the world and 8^th in ArilCards Inc for Largest Populations, with 3.55 billion capita.