The State of Carinthia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Peter Kaiser with an even hand, and notable for its burgeoning lion population. The hard-working, democratic population of 31.682 billion Carinthians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klagenfurt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.3%.

The very strong Carinthian economy, worth a remarkable 1,672 trillion schillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 52,775 schillings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 151,856 per year while the poor average 14,572, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

The nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, and an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Carinthia's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Carinthia is ranked 130,451^st in the world and 125^th in Grant for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 565.26 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.