The State of Caribou Isle is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The cynical population of 23.014 billion Caribou Isleans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Caribou Islean economy, worth 772 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Gambling industry. Average income is 33,558 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nudity is frowned upon, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, the government is avowedly atheist, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caribou Isle's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caribou Isle is ranked 45,292^nd in the world and 1^st in Windhoek for Most Beautiful Environments, with 711.61 pounds of wildlife per square mile.