The Republic of Caria is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 16.989 billion Carians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Law & Order and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The very strong Carian economy, worth a remarkable 1,060 trillion drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 62,425 drachmas, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Caria has designated Caria City as its capital city, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, Leader has just been declared ruler of Caria in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Caria's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Caria's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Caria is ranked 216,143^rd in the world and 137^th in Department Store for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.22 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.