The Crown of Carguei is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 743 million Kargüirt are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arslöva. The average income tax rate is 54.4%.

The strong Kargüis economy, worth 59.0 trillion Karun-Tarmüls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,453 Karun-Tarmüls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, farmers sing lullabies to soothe their livestock to sleep, schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, and community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carguei's national animal is the Karunbörulfa, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Carguei is ranked 140,458^th in the world and 1^st in Imperium Organicum for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,227.16 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.