The Dominion of Card Hellhound 4 is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, vat-grown people, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8 million Card Hellhound 4ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Healthcare, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 40.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The developing Card Hellhound 4ian economy, worth 266 billion Linguins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 33,340 Linguins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule, a policy of plausible deniability helps protect the government from athletic doping scandals, the love has gone in Card Hellhound 4, and dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Hellhound 4's national animal is the Hellhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Card Hellhound 4 is ranked 133,163^rd in the world and 3^rd in Hellhound Forest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.7 law-abiding acts per hour.