The Dominion of Card Hellhound 3 is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, triple-decker prams, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, devout population of 7 million Card Hellhound 3ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, with Defense, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.6%.

The Card Hellhound 3ian economy, worth 336 billion Linguins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,070 Linguins, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Leader, only adults may purchase violent video games, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Hellhound 3's national animal is the Hellhound.

Card Hellhound 3 is ranked 213,332^nd in the world and 3^rd in Hellhound Forest for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,171.77 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.