The Dominion of Card Hellhound 2 is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 18 million Card Hellhound 2ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 60.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The fair Card Hellhound 2ian economy, worth 620 billion Linguins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 34,474 Linguins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, drunk drivers are sentenced to death, and party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Hellhound 2's national animal is the Hellhound.

Card Hellhound 2 is ranked 285,654^th in the world and 3^rd in Hellhound Forest for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.45 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.