The Community of Card for Bob5 is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, zero percent divorce rate, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.645 billion Card for Bob5ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of East Blue. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Card for Bob5ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,530 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 121,006 baht, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 343,023 per year while the poor average 34,114, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.
Oilmen are in the business of greasing people's palms, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly, sentient AIs face their watery graves with a fixed smile, and the threat of economic apocalypse brings out the best in people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card for Bob5's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Card for Bob5 is ranked 47,475th in the world and 8th in The Straw Hat Pirates for Largest Populations, with 12.6 billion capita.
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Card for Bob5 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
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Card for Bob5 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
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Card for Bob5 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and Largest Black Market.
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Card for Bob5 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
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Card for Bob5, the threat of economic apocalypse brings out the best in people.
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Card for Bob5, sentient AIs face their watery graves with a fixed smile.
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Card for Bob5, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly.
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Card for Bob5, oilmen are in the business of greasing people's palms.
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Card for Bob5, children who refuse to share their crayons are arrested.
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Card for Bob5, a speech a day keeps climate change away.


















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