The Republic of Card farmerz 9 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its national health service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, devout population of 1.761 billion Card farmerz 9ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 65.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Card farmerz 9ian economy, worth 170 trillion Leis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,038 Leis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
People faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, and women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card farmerz 9's national animal is the Penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.
Card farmerz 9 is ranked 56,312th in the world and 22nd in Puppets of Mystris for Most Developed, scoring 75.63 on the Human Development Index.
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Card farmerz 9, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested.
- : Following new legislation in Card farmerz 9, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
- : Following new legislation in Card farmerz 9, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech.
- : Following new legislation in Card farmerz 9, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
- : Following new legislation in Card farmerz 9, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
- : Following new legislation in Card farmerz 9, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
- : Following new legislation in Card farmerz 9, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility.
- : Following new legislation in Card farmerz 9, the sound of rattles and selfie shots regularly disrupt political debates.
- : Following new legislation in Card farmerz 9, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.
- : Following new legislation in Card farmerz 9, the government seizes all major gold finds.
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