The Republic of Card farmerz 80 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.563 billion Card farmerz 80ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 32.7%.

The strong Card farmerz 80ian economy, worth 116 trillion Leis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 74,717 Leis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Visitors to Card farmerz 80 are microchipped and must be escorted by a Card farmerz 80ian soldier - even to the bathroom, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, and a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card farmerz 80's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Card farmerz 80 is ranked 79,739^th in the world and 36^th in Puppets of Mystris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,705.81 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.