The Republic of Card farmerz 39 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.759 billion Card farmerz 39ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Card farmerz 39ian economy, worth 191 trillion Leis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 108,718 Leis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 325,183 per year while the poor average 28,426, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

Protests are illegal, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean, and the military's newest toy broadcasts Card farmerz 39's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card farmerz 39's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Card farmerz 39 is ranked 109,941^st in the world and 98^th in Puppets of Mystris for Highest Poor Incomes, with 28,426.67 Standard Monetary Units.