The Republic of Card farmerz 34 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its public floggings, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 1.673 billion Card farmerz 34ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 61.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Card farmerz 34ian economy, worth 175 trillion Leis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,832 Leis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students do more community service than homework, the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', and they say the best compromise leaves everyone feeling a little unarmed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card farmerz 34's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Card farmerz 34 is ranked 29,868^th in the world and 4^th in Puppets of Mystris for Most Developed, scoring 83.01 on the Human Development Index.