The Republic of Card farmerz 30 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 1.735 billion Card farmerz 30ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 62.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Card farmerz 30ian economy, worth 163 trillion Leis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,025 Leis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, the annual government yacht trip is sponsored by criminal syndicates, and Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card farmerz 30's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Card farmerz 30 is ranked 44,088th in the world and 15th in Puppets of Mystris for Highest Poor Incomes, with 60,189 Standard Monetary Units.
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Card farmerz 30, Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.
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Card farmerz 30, the annual government yacht trip is sponsored by criminal syndicates.
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Card farmerz 30, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it.
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Card farmerz 30, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead.
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Card farmerz 30, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
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Card farmerz 30, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation.
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Card farmerz 30, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them.
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Card farmerz 30, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
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Card farmerz 30, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
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Card farmerz 30, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation.













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