The Pretty Pink Puppet of Card Bou is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by you with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 10.307 billion femboys are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of literally just over there. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient little gay economy, worth a remarkable 1,843 trillion Memes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 178,854 Memes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain, and a law degree is required before telling people not to drink and drive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Bou's national animal is the Rare Spotted Leg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is idk.

Card Bou is ranked 62,707^th in the world and 3^rd in Holmond Holdings for Largest Populations, with 10.3 billion capita.