The Republic of Capybara Army 7 is a large, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, lack of airports, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 113 million Capybara Army 7ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 29.1%.

The Capybara Army 7ian economy, worth 6.19 trillion Aaaas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 54,740 Aaaas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths, children raised in multi-faith households claim the other deity would let them stay up later, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Capybara Army 7's national animal is the Aaaa.

Capybara Army 7 is ranked 120,396^th in the world and 1^st in Capybara HQ for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,043.02 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.