The Adeptus Custodes Commander of Captain General is a mammoth, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 9.385 billion Captain Generalians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 51.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Captain Generalian economy, worth 318 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 33,905 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, and flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Captain General's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Captain General is ranked 267,526^th in the world and 3,179^th in Remembrance for Nicest Citizens, with 6.84 average smiles per day.