The Republic of Cappadonna is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-working, devout population of 1.632 billion Cappadonnans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 46.8%.

The very strong Cappadonnan economy, worth 99.1 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,716 baht, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

The volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, men are enrolling into lady etiquette courses, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, and war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cappadonna's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cappadonna is ranked 88,537^th in the world and 8^th in DatPiff for Largest Black Market, with 3.30 trillion Standard Monetary Units.