The Commonwealth of Capitistan is a tiny, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 8 million Capitistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The very strong Capitistanian economy, worth 631 billion Zloties a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 78,977 Zloties, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Capitistan's national animal is the Wolverine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capitistan is ranked 88,686^th in the world and 9^th in Lesbian for Highest Average Incomes, with 78,977.77 Standard Monetary Units.