The Fatui Harbringer of Capitano is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.008 billion Capitanoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.0%.

The strong Capitanoan economy, worth 588 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,366 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 216,843 per year while the poor average 14,706, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

Nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and when their backs are against the walls Capitanoans look out for gay men. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Capitano's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Capitano is ranked 192,562^nd in the world and 2,485^th in Remembrance for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -2.37 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.