The State of Capitanias is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 30.241 billion Capitaniasians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.1%.

The powerhouse Capitaniasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,111 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 36,768 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, Capitanias has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, the Governor has just been declared ruler of Capitanias in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is moderate. Capitanias's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Capitanias is ranked 123,552^nd in the world and 1^st in The Democratic Republic of Korea for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.