The State of Capital is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 16.02 billion Capitalians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The powerhouse Capitalian economy, worth 617 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 38,525 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 162,098 per year while the poor average 5,941, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

Nudity is frowned upon, voting is voluntary, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime is a problem. Capital's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Capital is ranked 112,434^th in the world and 3^rd in Province of Ontario for Most Primitive, scoring -29.15 on the Scary Big Number Scale.