The Prince-Archbishopric of Cantuariensis is a massive, safe nation, notable for its burgeoning bulldog population. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.255 billion Cantabrians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 18.3%.

The strong Cantabrian economy, worth 126 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 56,066 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cantuariensis's national animal is the bulldog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cantuariensis is ranked 168,081^st in the world and 6^th in Imperial Britain for Most Primitive, scoring -64.03 on the Scary Big Number Scale.