The British Dominion of Cant0n is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Governer Aiden Marsh| King Charles III with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, avant-garde cinema, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 2.17 billion Cantonese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victoria. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cantonese economy, worth 257 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,792 Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and retirees make up the bulk of foreign students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cant0n's national animal is the Pink Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Cant0n is ranked 26,550^th in the world and 52^nd in United Kingdom for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,846.62 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.