NATION

PASSWORD

Legalise It!
Most Rebellious Youth: 54thMost Cheerful Citizens: 70thMost Advanced Public Education: 71st
The Wonderful World of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Superpower
Governor
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Cannabis

Population30.92 billion

CapitalThe Secret Greenhouse
LeaderThe Horticulturist
FaithCannabis Spirituality

Currencyounce
Animalowl

The Wonderful World of Cannabis is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Horticulturist with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.92 billion Cannabisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Secret Greenhouse. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Cannabisian economy, worth a remarkable 8,927 trillion ounces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 288,712 ounces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, and leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks. Crime is totally unknown. Cannabis's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cannabis Spirituality.

Cannabis is ranked 5,588th in the world and 1st in The Cannabis Region for Largest Populations, with 30.9 billion capita.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 54thMost Cheerful Citizens: 70thMost Advanced Public Education: 71stBest Weather: 152ndMost Beautiful Environments: 158thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 203rdMost Cultured: 209thMost Advanced Public Transport: 214thHighest Average Tax Rates: 357thHighest Drug Use: 360thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 366thHighest Food Quality: 372ndNicest Citizens: 494thLargest Governments: 608thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 617thMost Pacifist: 618thSmartest Citizens: 641stMost Developed: 659thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 665thHealthiest Citizens: 694thLongest Average Lifespans: 705thMost Accessible: 883rdLargest Publishing Industry: 995thMost Inclusive: 1,081stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,165thHighest Economic Output: 1,477thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,546thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,556thMost Efficient Economies: 2,501stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,591stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,611thTop
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Most Stationary: 3,458thHighest Average Incomes: 3,775thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,916thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,018thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,297thMost Secular: 4,596thRudest Citizens: 4,605thLargest Populations: 5,588thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,110thMost Influential: 6,507thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,622ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,624thTop
10%
Lowest Crime Rates: 22,083rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28,972ndMost Income Equality: 31,119th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cannabis, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannabis, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannabis, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannabis, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannabis, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannabis, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannabis, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannabis, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannabis, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in Cannabis, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.

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