The Wonderful World of Cannabis is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Horticulturist with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.69 billion Cannabisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Secret Greenhouse. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Cannabisian economy, worth a remarkable 7,068 trillion ounces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 275,150 ounces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime is totally unknown. Cannabis's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cannabis Spirituality.

Cannabis is ranked 25,039^th in the world and 3^rd in The Cannabis Region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.93 law-abiding acts per hour.