The Kingdom of Candy Canyon is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Princess Loolialu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.711 billion Candiennes live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lagroix. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.7%.

The strong Candienne economy, worth 111 trillion Candienne dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 65,074 Candienne dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Candy Canyon has designated Lagroix as its capital city and Princess Loolialu has just been declared ruler of Candy Canyon in an international press conference. Crime is almost non-existent. Candy Canyon's national animal is the fudge, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Candy Canyon is ranked 40,742^nd in the world and 3^rd in The Glitches for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 58,111.34 Standard Monetary Units.