The Dominion of Cancersheet is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 635 million Cancersheetians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cancersheetian economy, worth 59.1 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 93,075 Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, and nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cancersheet's national animal is the Parot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cancersheet is ranked 72,331^st in the world and 2^nd in The Glorious Evolution for Highest Average Incomes, with 93,075.48 Standard Monetary Units.