The People's Republic of Cammado is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.79 billion Cammadoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cammadoan economy, worth 253 trillion yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 141,223 yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, snowball fights inaugurate summer breaks, historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre, and foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cammado's national animal is the panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cammado is ranked 297,993^rd in the world and 6^th in The Acord for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.93 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.