The Republic of Camerooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooon is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Paul Biya with an iron fist, and notable for its lack of airports, triple-decker prams, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.985 billion Camerooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yaoundé. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Camerooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,038 trillion Francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 94,552 Francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 273,438 per year while the poor average 25,924, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

The government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, landfills fill the land, the government is reining in public spending, and in court almost every witness is a hostile witness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Camerooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooon's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Camerooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooon is ranked 321,010^th in the world and 2^nd in Force for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -10.88 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.