The Holy Autocratic Empire of Calystrilya is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by The Supreme Catgirl Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 834 million Maids are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nyan City. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Catgirl economy, worth 103 trillion Nyaaaa~s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 124,618 Nyaaaa~s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fate of the world literally rests on The Supreme Catgirl Leader's fingers, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, and citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calystrilya's national animal is the Catgirl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Calystrilya is ranked 12,764^th in the world and 15^th in Saint Osmund for Highest Poor Incomes, with 112,141.28 Standard Monetary Units.