The Capital City of Cairo is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the people with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.247 billion Cairoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cairo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cairoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,968 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 95,002 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 314,635 per year while the poor average 21,426, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results, it isn't a secret plot without caviar and foie gras, and chipped paint can see a building condemned. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cairo's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cairo is ranked 312,376^th in the world and 7^th in Egypt for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.94 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.